The Easter Bunny and I were waiting for a bus together…

April 15, 2006, 7:01 PM

First of all, check it out:

The Easter Bunny and Ben Schumin

Yes, that’s the Easter Bunny and I (well, a coworker dressed up as the Easter Bunny at least). This picture was taken, as you might expect based on the vest, at work. And when I saw the picture, the first thing I said about it was that it looked like we were waiting for a bus.

And think about it – we’re sitting next to each other on a bench. The Easter Bunny is holding his basket of eggs on his lap. Meanwhile, I’m over there grinning like an idiot next to him, like I’m waiting for the bus to arrive, and in far too happy of a mood.

Otherwise, I pulled out the comments today that I consider “fiber jokes”. Someone in my line was holding their credit card in their mouth. I commented that credit cards don’t have much fiber in them, and that if they wanted more fiber that they should eat their receipt when it comes out instead. Far more fiber there. Customer was thoroughly amused.

Web site: Easter Bunny Costumes. The costume seen in the photo is the third one down on page one...

Song: The Greatest Medley Ever Told from Sister Act 2

Quote: "We look like we're waiting for the bus!"

Categories: Holidays, Walmart