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I really can’t tell the difference between them!

February 28, 2004, 11:44 PM

I tell you… I cannot tell the difference between the name-brand fruit juices and the Sam’s Choice brand juice. Sam Walton chose well with the Sam’s Choice juices. They’re good. And they cost at least a dollar less than the other brands.

And those Welch’s commercials with the kid giving the lecture are only bankrolling the competition. I drink Sam’s Choice grape juice that is just too good to gulp. So I watch as it flatters my mouth with flavor (pardon – fwavor, as the kid says it), and feel it fill my cheeks.

And it costs a heck of a lot less, which is a major selling point.

And if you can’t tell already, I swear by my grape juice. Serves two purposes for me. For one, it’s just good. I like it. And secondly, it keeps me out of my father’s orange juice.

And before you ask, though, I cannot stand Sam’s Choice soda. There’s no store-branding when it comes to soda. I know my specific flavors too intimately to pass on them.

Song: This Kitten Needs Love, which I demonstrated at work today on my lunch break. Their response? "You're not right." My response? "You're just now figuring that out?"

Quote: "Excellent flavor, and a whole lot cheaper, too!"

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