“Your little interviews make me want to shove my purse so far down your throat that it can only be retrieved with a really long hook.”
December 23, 2003, 12:50 AM
That’s what my sister says about those little “interviews” I do with Big Mavica. And all this time I thought that they were fun. It turns out that they think that it’s more like pulling teeth sans anesthesia.
And all this time I thought that they enjoyed them. After all, Mom enjoyed seeing herself say, “People will think you just got out of the home” on one from November 2002.
Meanwhile, remember how I said that Wal-Mart was a full-contact sport? Yeah, it still is, and it drove the point home when I accidentally hit myself in the head with the stick end of one of those horsie sticks. Thankfully, it was a plastic stick.
Web site: One of my infamous "interviews" with my mother and sister, on the Red Line platform at Metro Center
Song: "Love Will Keep Us Together" by whoever, and don't know why I have it in my head, either.
Quote: "You mean you didn't like my interviews?"