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“Never use a big word when a little filthy one will do.”

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November 13, 2003, 12:22 PM

Johnny Carson once said, “Never use a big word when a little filthy one will do.”

Thus today on the way to JMU and then on the way to and from classes, in the wind. And goodness, what a bunch of wind we’re getting, too. Supposedly, it’s supposed to get up to almost 50 today. With this wind, it feels like winter coming to visit with a vengeance. And let’s not forget my car, which is a tall, large vehicle. (Recall that it’s a Toyota Previa) Blown around like a leaf on the freeway.

Now a driver seeing me get blown all over Interstate 81 could say, “I am lacking a conception of what the operator of the conveyance ahead of me is attempting to accomplish.” Big words. Compare, though…

This is what we say when we use the little filthy ones instead: “D—! What in the f— does this a—— f—ing think he’s doing?” That gets the point across just as well.

Web site: A bunch of celebrity quotations, including this one, pulled from Google's cache.

Song: The bit from the Rainmakers where Mrs. Pennypacker is singing about being the wind, and how she scowls and howls and whistles and blows... (from Today's Special)

Quote: "Never use a big word when a little filthy one will do."

Categories: Driving, JMU