“It’s not Starbucks, but still…”

I now have a coffee maker! I now have my own personal coffee maker, which is mine, mine, mine, mine, mine! So now I can have coffee any time I want, in my room, for free! And so I can cross sleep off the list (some would say unfortunately) for tonight, because I’ve been “testing” the coffee maker, and thus my coffee consumption level has been high tonight, as I make several “test pots” to make sure that the machine works. Also, I believe that the entire 1A hall will be buzzing tonight (caffeine induced), as I’m now a celebrity as the guy with not only a scanner, a snappy, and the big refrigerator, but now a coffee maker as well! What will I get next?

Date posted: November 28, 1999