“If you turn me on my side and paint my nose yellow, I’d make a perfect traffic light!”
Yes, ladies and gentlemen, I would. If you paint my nose yellow, I would be perfect. I have hazel-colored eyes (so they’re green with a touch of brown), and I have pink-eye in my right eye right now. So if you turn me on my side, I’d be perfect! Open the right eye, and everyone stops! Close both eyes, and I’m a yellow light. Open the left eye, and go! I’ll bet I could make some big money that way, directing traffic…
Date posted: April 12, 2000
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