Fan Fiction
Want to submit fan fiction? Send it to me!
The Theme Song of the Ben Schumin Big Fan Entourage
by Joy Feinberg
(Sung to the tune of "The Ants Go Marching One By One" - Listen here!)
The Schumin Web is all we read
Hurrah! Hurrah!
No other pages do we need
Hurrah! Hurrah!
The ‘Liners and Game Show tribute...
His College Life is such a hoot.
See the WebCam with its twenty-four/seven feed.
We watch him do his college work
Hurrah! Hurrah!
That bitch he dated was a jerk
Hurrah! Hurrah!
The writing section’s pretty long
The thesis statements; man, they’re strong!
Best of all, there’s nothing here about Delta Burke.
His sister is a nutty gal
Hurrah! Hurrah!
Sweatshop proprietors aren’t his pal
Hurrah! Hurrah!
Go read the story ‘bout the chicks
Who hold up people just for kicks
Find “Myself as Writer, Part Deux” n’est pas tres mal.
His quotes give you the current dirt
Hurrah! Hurrah!
IM him if he’s not alert
Hurrah! Hurrah!
We live the web, it’s all we do
Ben Schumin is our hero true
Now if only we had a Schumin Web T-Shirt..." |
